[Game] Corrupt a Wish

simple corrupt a wish
Rules:
no wishing for more wishes.

A:i wish for an apple pie
B: sure, the apple pie is poisened, i wish for a beer

ill start,

I wish for unlimited goats

sure, the goats are poisened, i wish for a beer

Alright, but the white stuff floating on top isn't foam. I wish for a pan of lasagna

You can only watch the lasagna after watching the Garfield movie. I wish I was an android.

granted, but you're depressed like marvin in hitch-hiker's guide.

I wish I could solve everything with my gun.

ZukiraPhaera wrote:I wish I could solve everything with my gun.

Too bad there's just one bullet...

I want to move out from this slum.

You move out of the slum and into a sewage ditch.

I wish I could fly.

You are able to fly but you fly too high into the sun and they burn off, causing you to plumet towards the Earth and die.

I wish that I was number 1 in Caesary.

Granted but it's on a server that only you play on, good luck convincing someone. I wish for some new shoes.

Alright, but the shoes are both for the left foot and slightly too small.

I wish for some peace and quiet.

granted - you are deaf and blind - i wish for 1million ses

A million sest you say? There you go, but oh no! What's this? a million greedy principes and their angry wives are approaching your city to take away your hard-wished money!

I wish no one would corrupt my wish this time...

Granted. The game is now broken and restarting. I wish for a pen.

OK, here is a pen that just came out of an elephant's butt. I wish for another wish.

granted but you still have to wait for another turn.

I wish I had better internet

granted, you have better internet but your computer breaks

i wish for a cheeseburger

Ok, you can have a cheeseburger, but you have to kill the cow first. I wish the moon was green.

granted, then someone takes the glasses away and its normal again.

I wish I had a million sest

granted but your computer is broke and you cannot access any others. i wish the hacker would die

I find this wish to not be corruptible... But granted, he will pass on his legacy before he dies.

I wish i could time travel.

Granted, but you can only time travel 2 seconds into the future.

I wish i had a puppy.

granted.... i found it under my tire. I wish for.... Rust to get her account back

Granted, but she blames you for all of her problems, thus your cities are ruined.

I wish I lived in Hawaii.

Granted, but i wish you didnt live in hawaii. =]

Granted, I'll just live in Fiji then. I wish dreameater would not be hungry anymore...